================================================ Subject: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement From: "Joe Earles" To: "Creed Discussion List" Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 13:21:54 -0400 ================================================ I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped around here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you are about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked Questions: 1. Who is the Bullgod? I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the T-O-P to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D 2. What is the Bullgod's agenda? I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you 3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal? I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts You can bet all day but I can't be bought 4. Still confused? I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby I never was cool with James Dean But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam I swing low...like a chimp These thoughts I have can't mold to sense Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense Born and raised in the outer lands And at times you can say I'm outta hand I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run Everytime that paper hits my tongue And sometimes it seems so odd When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod I am the bullgod...you understand And here in my head is my master plan, Uh 5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human experience? A lot of people poke fun and that's alright But when I start pokin back they get all uptight You can't cap with the master son So sit your ass down before I blast ya one 6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu. Why should I worship the Bullgod? SIMPLE! I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief system, you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your donations via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of your disobedience. Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod. Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper. Have a nice day. To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com